WOOW OOH OHH...JORDIE's CRYING!
-Breaking news: The Van Halen concert, scheduled for March 21st, has been postponed. And while this personally disappoints me, the tribulations and middle-aged debauchery of one of my favorite American rock bands brings a real sense of balance to the world. David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen, Eddie is all fed up on booze, cocaine, and pills, we are in an election the Democrats are going to botch with retarded candidates (thank god and nothing new), and the Dukes are competitive ....when did we time warp back to 1984? It does make everything seem ok though. I might go buy a pair of stonewashed jeans and party socks from Wal Mart, grow a mustache, pick up a Molly Ringwald DVD and Tone Loc CD, grab some Jolt Cola, Barles & James, and an 8 ball and let the good times roll. I may even Dance the Night Away, perhaps become Unchained.
-With three teams in the top 40 rpi and three others just out of the top 50, the A-10 is the seventh rated rpi conference and highest rated non-bcs conference. It has been this way all year. One team in its conference tourney does not have a winning record (La Salle at 14-15), they have three 20 win teams and could end up with five, and the league posts non-conference wins against Louisville, Pitt, Clemson, Villanova, Syracuse, Indiana, Kansas State, and Wake Forest among other top BCS conference teams (thanks, Post-Gazette). The A-10 also has brought a high octane and up-tempo style of play that is a breath of fresh air compared to the snore inducing boxing matches of the Big Least and Big Ten. (Xavier, Umass, Rhode Island, St. Joes, and Duquesne all can score with the best of them). Bracketolgy on http://www.espn.com/ has one team from the A-10 getting in! IT WILL BE COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULL SHIT IF THIS LEAGUE DOES NOT RECEIVE THREE BIDS TO THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!! THE HIGHEST RATED NON-BCS CONFERENCE NEEDS TO PLACE MORE THAN ONE FRICKING TEAM IN THE TOURNEY.
-BLUFF DIVERS TO OPEN READER MAIL BAG: A call to all bluff divers to post comments or email me any questions you may have, your general opinions, any topics you would like me to cover, or send me any and all suggestive photographs of your attractive female relatives. Please make questions or posts concise and I will answer them on http://www.bluffdivers.com/ on a weekly basis and if your topic is worthy of its own post, I may invite you to guest post an article. I can be reached via email at jordielife@hotmail.com .
-BLUFF DIVER tournament party: Thinking of getting together with some divers to watch the tournament games. Time, location, and attendees to be confirmed later. I have off Friday the 21st, as it is Good Friday, so I am thinking of grabbing a couple of medium rare steaks and beers and watching the game. Right now the Bluff Diver central headquarters is located in Robinson, PA.
-BLUFF DIVERs in AC: By some act of the Superbeing, if the Dukes make the A-10 tourney final we are planning a classic, pretend we are still in college road trip to AC to see the Dukes. We would leave as early as possible this Saturday, watch the Dukes break our hearts, than drive back on Sunday. Just throwing it out there so you can be prepare your bluff diving gear. Please let me know who would be in and prepare your wives and girlfriends that this may happen.
-BLUFF DIVERs in the NCAA tournament: If by some sign of the Apocolypse, the Dukes win the A-10 tournament and go to the Big Dance, I will be at the first round sight (hopefully, with a legion of bluff divers in full Snorkel gear). Allow me to dream.
-With three teams in the top 40 rpi and three others just out of the top 50, the A-10 is the seventh rated rpi conference and highest rated non-bcs conference. It has been this way all year. One team in its conference tourney does not have a winning record (La Salle at 14-15), they have three 20 win teams and could end up with five, and the league posts non-conference wins against Louisville, Pitt, Clemson, Villanova, Syracuse, Indiana, Kansas State, and Wake Forest among other top BCS conference teams (thanks, Post-Gazette). The A-10 also has brought a high octane and up-tempo style of play that is a breath of fresh air compared to the snore inducing boxing matches of the Big Least and Big Ten. (Xavier, Umass, Rhode Island, St. Joes, and Duquesne all can score with the best of them). Bracketolgy on http://www.espn.com/ has one team from the A-10 getting in! IT WILL BE COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULL SHIT IF THIS LEAGUE DOES NOT RECEIVE THREE BIDS TO THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!! THE HIGHEST RATED NON-BCS CONFERENCE NEEDS TO PLACE MORE THAN ONE FRICKING TEAM IN THE TOURNEY.
-BLUFF DIVERS TO OPEN READER MAIL BAG: A call to all bluff divers to post comments or email me any questions you may have, your general opinions, any topics you would like me to cover, or send me any and all suggestive photographs of your attractive female relatives. Please make questions or posts concise and I will answer them on http://www.bluffdivers.com/ on a weekly basis and if your topic is worthy of its own post, I may invite you to guest post an article. I can be reached via email at jordielife@hotmail.com .
-BLUFF DIVER tournament party: Thinking of getting together with some divers to watch the tournament games. Time, location, and attendees to be confirmed later. I have off Friday the 21st, as it is Good Friday, so I am thinking of grabbing a couple of medium rare steaks and beers and watching the game. Right now the Bluff Diver central headquarters is located in Robinson, PA.
-BLUFF DIVERs in AC: By some act of the Superbeing, if the Dukes make the A-10 tourney final we are planning a classic, pretend we are still in college road trip to AC to see the Dukes. We would leave as early as possible this Saturday, watch the Dukes break our hearts, than drive back on Sunday. Just throwing it out there so you can be prepare your bluff diving gear. Please let me know who would be in and prepare your wives and girlfriends that this may happen.
-BLUFF DIVERs in the NCAA tournament: If by some sign of the Apocolypse, the Dukes win the A-10 tournament and go to the Big Dance, I will be at the first round sight (hopefully, with a legion of bluff divers in full Snorkel gear). Allow me to dream.
6 comments:
I will like a blog dedicated to Phoebe Cates.
May do one on classic chicks from the 80's i'd like to bang...she'd be up there right with the daughter on elf, all the girls on charles in charge, and mona
Also on my list, the blonde from Facts of Life, Lita Ford, Winnie Cooper, Becky Slater and Nellie Olson from Little House on the Praire. Please exclude Mrs. Garrett.
Blair was a stuck up bitch who got fat towards the end...winnie cooper was beat, slater (becky and a.c.) so much better... and I would love to motor boat mrs. garret's giant rack.
What about Mallorey from Family Ties?
Four words: Boof from Teen Wolf
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