A PLEDGE TO ALL BLUFF DIVERS....FROM HERE ON FORTH I PROMISE TO BLUFF DIVE AT LEAST ONCE PER WEEK UNTIL THE FALL RECRUITING PERIOD ENDS FOR HOOPS. I WILL THEN GO BLACK! TO BLUFF DIVING AT LEAST TRI-WEEKLY. THAT BEING SAID, A BRIEF EXPLANATION OF MY CONSPICUOUS WHEREABOUTS.....
Top Reasons I Have Not Been Blogging:
1) My Hippie Liberal Bull Shit Hand Me Down Macintosh Computer Sucks.
2) My mind has gone completely numb watching Pirate baseball
3) I am working like a Jamaican with tenteen jobs...booyaca, rasta rasta, falla me, de gyal dem suga
4) Did I mention I have a homosexual computer? FYI I am officially the only registered republican that has a macintosh in their possession
5) I have finally gone blind from spending way too much time with man's best friend....internet porn
6) I have been busy brushing up my game at local college bars...as many of you know this consists mainly of "lies and tequilla." If you were wondering, its like riding a bike. And, when at the pinnacle of its effectiveness, women between the ages of 18-21 cannot defend against it.
7) I have not yet recovered from Kojo Mensah and Shawn James signing agents....on a side note the pot on the bluff must be really good nowadays.
8) I have been doing stunt double work for Mario Lopez.
9) I have taken up jazzercise at the robinson senior center. I am also volunteering at planned parenthood (you can actually do both!)
10) Everytime I see Hillary Cee U Next Tuesday Clinton's chipmunk face on television I vomit for about ten days.....I also have to be restrained from bludgeoning my McGovern voting computer with a baseball bat on a daily basis....
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This man IS NOT A BLUFF DIVER
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Welcome back, Thorton. Many of us have been wondering if you got out of Vegas alive, or perhaps became the top aide to Mayor Goodman. Such things can happen to a Bluff Diver.
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