I was recently accused of hating the city that I live in. So here are ten things I love about the burgh!
10) Lots and lots of cheap places to drink
9) Every Saint Patrick's Day Parade you have a reasonable shot at getting a blow job by 3 PM
8) Every Steeler Home Game you have a reasonable shot at getting a blow job by 3 PM
7) Most people I associate with, including myself, are smarter and better looking than 90% of the population. Although that's not saying much.
6) I get the privelege of watching Dukes basketball games in person.
5) Its a reasonable drive to six cities that are actually fun
4) I'd much rather be from here than from Philly
3) There is a very slim chance of dying from a natural disaster
2) Its really cheap to live here, which means more money to blow on booze and whores when I visit other cities
1) I have an outside shot at getting my parent's condo in the will!
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This man IS NOT A BLUFF DIVER
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Here is the number one reason that I love the city of Pittsburgh. I also have an outside shot at getting your parents condo in the will!
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