Classic "Other Guys" (Part One)

Ahhh...The American Dream! Being a Superstar, Dreamboat, Swooner, Sweet Heart, Loverboy! Press Clippings, TV Shows, Endorsements, Women, Booze, Mansions, Hanging Out With Other Celebs, Scandal, Servants, Good Times, Great Oldies... Popularity Beyond Your Wildest Imagination...

THESE ARE NOT THESE GUYS....

THESE ARE THE "OTHER GUYS."

Bluff Divers 2 part Series of "Classic Other Guys" in pop culture.


1) John Oates- Talent, Quintessential 80's Stache, playing 2nd fiddle to Daryl Hall. What else could you want out of life? His blatently homo-erotic performance in the "Jingle Bell Rock" video may be the greatest single moment in music video history. Unfortunately, he also holds the distinguised recognition as having one of the top five mustache removals of all time.

2) Andrew Ridgeley aka "The Other Guy From Wham"- This guy made millions by playing pocket pool with George Michael. The question remains, why did he ever stop? Any guy who is referred to "The Other Guy" in the first person has to be high on this list! Somewhere out there he is at an "alternative" bar in England wearing flourescent pink shorts, gloves, and a choose life sweatshirt. I think he was soley responsible for such ground breaking lyrics as "you put the blue skies into my day, you make the sunshine brighter than Doris Day." Who would of ever guessed these guys were hob knob gobblers with hetero-suggestive lyrics like that?

3) AC #1....Albert Clifford Slater (Mario Lopez)- Where's Zack Morris now...eh? Probably serving drinks at Applebee's. I would pay a hefty fee to see AC wrestle Niedick one more time!!! Slater was always number one in the hearts of Brown-Americans like me. His new found fame is well deserved and well worth the wait. If he re-grew his Jerry-Mullet, sported some wrestling tights, and (of course) started dating Elizabeth Berkley, all would seem right with the world (By the way, Spano is my Mano, I don't back Zack!!!)

4) AC #2....Al Cowlings..."I'm AC dammit, you know who I am!" Anyone who hung out with "The Juice" on a regular basis and lead the entire country on a 30 mph car chase is ok in my book. He is currently helping OJ search for the real killer on golf courses and high-end restaraunts across the country. He needs to go on Dancing with the Stars like AC #1... "This is AC dammit, this ain't no damn Taaango!"

5) Richard Milhouse "Boner" Stabbone (Josh Koenig)....Mike Seaver may have married his hot girlfriend from the show (not the blond PMOY but the brunett), found Jeebus, and gotten all the pub, but Boner got the greatest T.V. nickname of all time. Plus his real name was Dick, so you know he's sweet. I'll tell you what, I would love to hang out with Boner and Canada's own Alan Thicke at the same time. BTW I swear that Boner is now working at Arby's in Robinson. He also gets big Boner poinits for nailing Carol Seaver.

For amusement purposes only: Check Out This Classic Other Guy Video (click play twice):