Things I Don't Get

Again....in no particular ranking except for number 1

1) Respect- sorry this is stolen from honorary Bluff Diver Rodney Dangerfield
2) Them- cause they always get me
3) Why no black people work at Arby's...this has puzzled me for years
4) Regular BJ's
5) Why they get me
6) Why beer makes me and chubby women sexy...does this mean I might be a chubby woman?
7) My middle brother....sorry Iliya, I just don't get you...in fact, you get me
8) Why I can't win at anything I do....
9) Why the same 7 episodes of Seinfeld are on all the time
10) People...but I do get why they are the worst though
11) Foot Fetishes...or is it Fetishi? Either way, disgusting
12) Ears....proof that God and/or the Superbeing has a sense of humor
13) How to hook up my surround sound speakers
14) How dust works
15) Why its ok to beat the crap out of each other when we are kids, but not ok to do this when we are adults
16) Why the show "Just the 10 of us" with the lovable character Coach Lubbock never made it
17) Why "Perfect Strangers" isn't in syndication
18) Why paste and dog food smell good enough to eat
19) Baseball uniforms from the 1970's...didn't they have buttons back then and how did they get those stirrups to stay up?
20) How the Dukes lost so many close games this year
21) Why Old Europe had to close
22) People who enjoy choral music, death metal, indy rock, and rap rock....you people can't really like this stuff
23) Why I am writing this blog
24) The dark circles under my eyes....they use to show up just after drinking and now they come at any time. I don't get that
25) Cumming at any time
26) Why Conan isn't on an hour earlier
27) Why MTV doesn't show music videos
28) Why I find Denise Austin (the AM Lifetime workout lady), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Nancy Reagan sexy and why I have pleasured myself to all three
29) How I have dry and oily skin at the same time....good case for not mixing races I guess
30) How any man could actually cast a vote for Hilllary...